Announcing the new iRack!

h/t Norm

Will You Give?

Dear friends:I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument to George W. Bush . We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of George W in the Washington, D.C. Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Richard Nixon, who never told the truth, since George could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Republican of them all. He didn't know where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, destroyed the well-being of the majority of the population while he was there, and did it all on someone Elses money.

Thank you.
George W. Bush Monument Committee

(so far we have collected $1.35)

Joke of the Day

Senator Hillary Clinton recently went to a primary school in Ithaca, New York, to talk about the world. After her talk, she offers a question and answer time.

One little boy puts up his hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is.

"Kenneth," he responded.

"And what is your question, Kenneth?"

"I have three questions:
1 .... Whatever happened to your medical health care plan?

2 .... Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

3 .... Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Hillary says "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is.

"Larry."

"And what is your question, Larry?"

"I have 5 questions:

1 .... Whatever happened to your medical health care plan?

2 .... Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

3 .... Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?

4 .... Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

5 .... What happened to Kenneth?"

(h/t April)