Taxes

My wife forwarded the following joke to me...

 

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. then asks, "What's your occupation?"

"I'm a whore," she says.

 

The accountant, somewhat taken back says, "No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that."

 

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

 

"No, that still won't work. Try again."

 

They both think for a minute then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

 

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"

 

"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."

 

"Chicken Farmer it is!"