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Official Announcement: New Government Seal

Saturday, November 05, 2005

Official Announcement:
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an EAGLE to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.   A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!


Blogger Timothy Birdnow said...

Add an eye to the tip of that prophylactic, and you`ve got a perfect symbol for the modern U.S.!

2:40 PM  

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