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Official Announcement: New Government Seal

Saturday, November 05, 2005

                             
Official Announcement:
 
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an EAGLE to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.   A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
 
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

1 Comments:

Blogger Timothy Birdnow said...

Add an eye to the tip of that prophylactic, and you`ve got a perfect symbol for the modern U.S.!

2:40 PM  

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