Official Announcement: New Government Seal

                             

Official Announcement:

 

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an EAGLE to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.   A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

 

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!